Your app is not an app

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Never, ever tell anyone your startup is an app. It’s a startup that does X, Y or Z.

Saying your startup is an app, is a bit like telling people your startup uses electricity. The app side of what you do is making the infrastructure the hero, not the problem you solve.

My latest startup is all about Surfing. #SneakySurf – you might have seen me tweet about it. It’s still in private beta, and it is, lets say – ‘Smartphone compatible’ but it is much more than an app. I never sell it as such. It is a surfing company.

The world doesn’t need another app, but it certainly needs many more businesses. Make sure you don’t confuse what you really do, with the infrastructure you happen to employ.

You should totally read my book – The Great Fragmentation.

The ultimate technique to pitch anything

Startup Pitching

Pitching is one of the most important things we do in life. Many of the conversations we have are in fact, simple little pitches to others to get an agreement on something so we can move forward together. So it makes sense that we do it well. A pitch was the first thing you did when you were born. And you probably pitched someone in your family as recently as today. We’re all able to do it, but we sometimes freeze up in a business context.

In order to do it well all the time, we need to make it as human as possible. It needs to be a normal conversation. The technique I use to pitch is the same way you’d explain something if you didn’t regard it as a sell job. It’s simple and clean and it goes like this:

My Pitch Method:

You know how …

Well, what we do ….

In fact, …

We simply finish each of these sentences. You can see, it feels human and natural. And it is a super easy format to remember. The end of each sentence then informs the listeners of our proposition:

You know how … (the problem)

Well, what we do … (The solution)

In fact, … (insert crazy statistic or fact)

The closing fact should be the kicker on why this is a valid opportunity, or show progress that gets people excited. It works on pretty much anything. here are some examples using it on brands you know:

Tesla

You know how cars are a major contributor to carbon emissions and climate change. Well what we do at Tesla, is build all electric cars which outperform petrol cars on speed, safety and style. In fact, we have over 400 charging stations across the USA so you’ll never pay for petrol again.

Ikea

You know how stylish modern furniture can be expensive. Well what we do is sell furniture, flat packed for you to put together in the home to keep the costs way down. In fact, we’ve become the worlds biggest furniture company serving over 700 million customers just last year.

Google Self Drive Car

You know how millions of people die in road crashes each year, and that 90% are caused by human error. Well, the Google Self drive car solves this problem by replacing human drivers. In fact, our self drive cars have done over 1 million miles without a single incident.

Uber

You know how ordering a taxi is risky, because they say they’ll send the ‘next available’, well what we do is tell you exactly how many minutes it will be before the car arrives. In fact, if we can’t make that promise, we’d rather tell you that no cars are available. This has made us the biggest ride sharing service in the world.

You can see that these brand pitches different solutions and benefits could’ve been used. As the person giving the pitch, it is our job to give the angle we think will be most compelling to the person hearing it. We also have to remember that a good pitch isn’t about getting a decision, it’s about inviting a conversation on the topic. An invitation to explore.

The Pitch    ->>>    Engaged conversation on the topic

Now here’s an example of how you might use it with a family member on a household decision:

You know how we cook at home every night and it is exhausting, well there’s a new pasta house that has main meals for $10 each that we can go to. In fact, it could even be cheaper than buying the food to cook at home.

So there you have it. My simple pitching method which can be used in almost any situation. Practice it in life, and on brands you know and watch the dramatic improvement in your results. You can thank me later.

You should totally read my book – The Great Fragmentation.

You were born to pitch

baby pitching

Pitching is one of those things that some of us love and and some of us hate. But, we all know it is a necessary part of startups and economic life in general. Here’s something many people don’t know – everyone is good at pitching, everyone is doing it everyday, and in fact, it was the very first thing we did the moment we were born. Yep, the first thing you did as a human being was pitch. Here’s how it went:

You were born into the world scared and alone as you exited the womb. You desperately wanted to stay alive, and immediately went into pitch mode. You cried for your mother to hold you, cuddle and warm you, to provide your first taste of breast milk. You put on your most adorable sad face, and used the only assets you had at your disposal – facial expressions and noise. You didn’t even have any words, but you made an immediate connection through passion and fear and hope – you connected. And it worked – you are here.

It goes further than that. You probably pitched a few times already today – proposing what to have for dinner, which movie to watch with your partner, or what to do on the weekend. You may have pitched to a work colleague on which place to get a coffee in the morning or what time to go and why. Proposing ideas, suggesting activities, it’s all a manner of pitching. And once we start to pay attention to the fact we are constantly pitching, then we can start to understand our own technique and bring it into the more formal circumstances. The best type of pitching we can do, is to bring our casual daily approach – the same approach that helped us survive in life up until now – into our business life. We need to take our natural style into those formal pitch moments. When we do this we become more endearing, believable and affable. The trick is that we need to be our natural selves. We need to embrace our natural style and personality – that same one that helped you make friends.

If you want to learn to pitch, then the best thing you can do is pay attention to the pitches you’re already doing. Take note of yourself and then take your existing informal method  to places where it matters formally. You’re already a gun pitcher, you just need bring your subconscious behaviour to a conscious level.

Marketing genius, social pitching & worst case scenarios

Yes, I have been writing, just in other places. So here’s 3 recent articles I’ve put out there which could have been put here:

Why Elon Musk has delivered a genius level marketing play by opening up the Tesla patents.

The less often sited social side of pitching your startup or idea.

What’s the worst case scenario as a failed entrepreneur?

Back posting tomorrow – I promise.

 

 

Should we pitch first, last or in the middle?

A colleague who is in a startup pitch competition for an accelerator sent me this question:

Steve, In your experience, is it better to pitch first or last in a series of afternoon presentations? 

I answered him in two parts: There is a theory that says if you’re last, you’re only competing against the one they’ve already chosen to win up to that point. But, honestly – it matters much more to be awesome & not worry about the uncontrollable things.

I guess with most projects we have the same choice on where to focus, on superstition, or super performance.

What to do when someone falls asleep during your presentation

I do a lot of public speaking. When I am presenting to a large audience there isn’t a presentation where I don’t spot a person who has actually fallen asleep. Now you might think I am crazy admitting it here, but I know it has nothing to do with me. In fact, I’ve had people fall asleep and after the talk others come up and tell me it was the best presentation they’ve ever seen. Every experienced public speaker also knows this to be an inevitable reality when they hit the stage – even during the performance of a life time. The weird thing is that anyone speaking always spots the sleeper – we must have some kind of genetic disposition to finding closed eyes, even in a sea of people.

So, what to do about it when someone does fall asleep during your presentation?

Rule Number 1: Remember it has nothing to do with your talk.

We need to remember the the reason people fall asleep when sitting, standing and not lying down is because they are exhausted, not bored. Some things to remember on this point: They have probably had young kids screaming late at night and didn’t get any sleep. They might have had to catch an early flight to get there for the day. They might have been up socialising at the conference to the wee hours of the morning. They probably haven’t had any fresh air all day being stuck in hotel conference rooms. They have a stomach full of heavy food. The venture capitalist has probably sat through 24 other pitches back to back that day. And they probably had some other factor which made them exhausted. Boredom leads to imagination, distraction and people talking among themselves, not sleep. The evidence will most often be the 99% of people loving your talk, while at the same time this person sleeps. I can remember 2 times I fell alseep while listening to two of my favourite public speakers; Steven Wright the comedian who I absolutely love and Will Ferrell during his broadway show on George W Bush – You’re Welcome America. Which both were absolutely hilarious. But both times I happened to have jet lag, and the jet lag won.

Rule Number 2: Don’t obsess over them – ignore it.

No it won’t go away if you ignore it. But your performance will go away if you don’t ignore it. Remember it is not their fault, or yours, it just is. The presentation is for the person nodding their head, looking you in the eye, the person on the edge of their seat. They deserve your full attention and continued focus on the job at hand.

In the end, what we need to focus on is what we can control, and rarely is this issue something in our control. Sure, if an entire room disengages, go back and work on your speaking craft, get better. But the most important thing we can realise when dealing with people and audiences is this: we are not the only force impacting peoples reactions to immediate world around them.

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A bit is gold

In the super terrific web series Comedians in cars getting coffee, Jerry Seinfeld (the host) was asked what he thinks has more value in comedy:

A funny story which is suitable for talk show

or

A small bit more suited to a stand up session

Jerry had an unequivocal answer. He said; ‘A bit is gold’. He went on to say it was superior in every way to a longer piece that requires more explanation, and that’s why you leave long stories for the talk show. The gold bits need to be left for the stage – where it really matters. It’s in this episode we can hear Jerry tell the tale.

It’s the same when it comes to marketing copy or web copy or pitching for a startup. There’s a temptation to not want to leave anything important out. To give all the details so the person can work out the important bit about the project. In some ways it is a form of justification of what we’re doing. A basic fear of the simple. Almost as if we are short changing the audience if we give them less. The ironic thing is that we almost always want less. When it comes to branding and marketing, just like comedy – sound bites are gold. They are customer winning, they are pitch winning and they are life winning. The longer story is inferior.

The added beauty of the soundbite is that the receiver creates the longer version. So soundbites work harder with more people. They tell themselves whatever story they want to from there. They add the layers they want according to their perception.  The sound bite is the seed, and the recipient is the soil.

Organise the worlds information

Change the world 140 characters at a time

A computer on every desk in every home

Yes we can

If people can remember our soundbites, that’s all they need to know.

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